Good question Haywod. I don't wish death upon anyone... but nonetheless, that is a ver good question.
To quetz:
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Combine the yolk of one egg with 4 ounces of flat club soda.
Add milk and vodka (warm) to taste.
Rent "The Seven Samurai" and begin watching it.
Drink the yolk/soda/milk/vodka combination while watching Tape 1 of "The Seven Samurai," rubbing bare feet on the carpet.
Upon conclusion of Tape 1, decide to take a shower, then change your mind.
Prepare a box of instant mashed potatoes as directed. Add one whole bottle of tobasco and the juice of one lemon.
While mixing, remember high school until it becomes too painful to continue.
While sucking on one ice cube, watch Tape 2 of "The Seven Samurai" until conclusion.
Reaffirm your faith that any effort to save a village of peasants from marauding bandits will always end in tragedy.
Sleep for ten hours.
Awaken at sunset and suddenly realize: EVERYONE is standing, including yourself.
Attempt to explain this to your wife.
If you do not have carpeting, substitute a bathmat or an old coat. [/b]
